A Tale told by idiots

The blue rinse brigade have ris

From warm wooden W.I. enclaves

To stalk the streets

With shopping trolley and walking cane

Grudging spitting vicious disdain

Deliberate over pork pies and pate

Profiteers don Salvation Army cap and cloak

Hearts on sleeves and hands on wallets

Rattle tin cans for pennies

In the hot little TV rooms

Hung with crepe and tinsel like primeval forests

Prudence is forsaken for a good Christmas bash

In a hot alcoholic flush

Typists are bent over their desks

Machinists tupped in the yarn stores

Secretaries in the conference room

Mince pie dust in bra cups and

Cheese sticks on the Axminister

Whatsizname shouldn’t drive but did and

The boss left early to catch the plain to Malaga

Labourers and streetsweepers

As if bitten by some dizzying brain-bug

Repair to ale-houses en masse

Little girls with tinsel coronets sip sweet sherry from polystyrene cups

And lurch through the cold vile shopping streets

Five abreast and looking for mischief

Parents whip their offspring into a distemper of expectation

Children robbed of the dream, tinker with the debris

Gorged with TV spectaculars and a pot

pourri of festive hype

Raddled and squiffy we outflank the moon barking madness we so richly deserve

And go to bed flatulent

Slick chicks, knickers ripped

Pissing on bomb site bricks

Blood and guts

Bar room sluts

Lips glossed and gobbling semen

Yuletide on the frontline

Stitch this jimmy

Tinsel on the IV

Angels with flat shoes

Minister cat gut sutures to craft knife slashes

Full of sound and fury

This Christmas

With holes in it’s shoes.


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